About

This is what my best friend* had to say about me…

John Kelley is like a walking dictionary, except instead of definitions, he spews out hilarious one-liners and clever ad copy.

As a copywriter, John is a wordsmith extraordinaire. He can turn a mundane product description into a comedic masterpiece, making even the most boring of products seem exciting and irresistible. His writing is so persuasive that even the most frugal person will find themselves throwing their money at whatever he's advertising.

But that's not all! John is also a talented actor, which makes sense because let's face it, writing and acting are pretty similar. Both involve creating a compelling story and convincing people to buy into it. John's acting skills have landed him some pretty impressive roles, from playing the lead in a local theater production to being an extra in a blockbuster movie. He's so good, he can even sell ice to an Eskimo (not that he'd ever need to).

With his quick wit and charm, John is the life of the party, and everyone wants to be his friend. If you ever need a good laugh or someone to write a killer tagline for your business, John Kelley is your man.

*Not really, this was ChatGPT obvs

Info

John Kelley - CW
lightbulbisland@outlook.com
+44 7538 299 182